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He can't now Housewives wants hot sex Cobham it's disappeared. So the next case in court, sees in the dock Tony, and Sid, and the ten other jurors Hancock Page. As they wait Tony gives us his Hunchback, he's off to Giggleswick, "the cultural centre of the North," where he's to play "Henry the Vee. Fellow passengers for Housewives wants hot sex Cobham seven and a half hour tedious journey include a doctor Raymond Huntley who needs bot and quiet.

He doesn't get it of course. And Hancock's "tasteless comments" soon annoy the doctor, as well as an army man and a vicar, though the main difficulty is that Hancock's childish behaviour also irritates the viewer. Wife want sex Ivanof Bay muse certainly didn't inspire the usually reliable Simpson and Galton this time, and lines follow wantd, "don't do that," and "do you mind" making the annoying situation just plain unfunny.

Tony relapses into drawing on the window pane while Sid pesters the only lady in the compartment Totti Truman-Taylor. Tony fails to persuade the doctor to guess who his picture is of and adds a satirical comment on the quiz Dotto and a portrait of him in that, "it made me look quite portly.

There's another satirical comment to the NATO man, making even this poor Hancock effort worth a second glance, as his fellow passengers again plead for his silence. After a weak miming sequence, Tony introduces I-Spy, followed by a sing song. Exasperated, the doctor threatens to pull the communication cord, but after a lull for a bite to eat, he really does pull it, quite accidentally.

Journey's end at long, long last. But not quite the end of the Half Hour. The week in deepest Giggleswick is hardly a roaring success. However, Housewives wants hot sex Cobham have had the same idea, and it's the same old crowd, Tony seated next to the Housewives wants hot sex Cobham doctor.

He's frozen in silence even when Tony starts another sing song Hancock Menu. The Cruise Call girl Frankfurt am Main of a cruise with idyllic music before we join a miserable Hancock wrapped in warm clothing, Sid in shorts. After a fine exchange between the contrasting two, the overdressed Tony has a brush Cobhma a couple Housewives wants hot sex Cobham swimming trunks.

Cobgam but a prelude to a cockney lady Hattie Jacques making up to him, teasingly, but with no reciprocation at Cogham. But she still makes a date with him, later. Hancock retreats into a book about the Ruritania, but when he overhears a steward talking about leeks, he thinks there's a leak on board.

Sid attempts to pacify his fears, no icebergs in the Med he insists, but Tony won't be deflected, and soon he's instilled some panic among his fellow passengers. Worse, he learns the captain John Housewives wants hot sex Cobham Mesurier is in bed, it's just like the Caine Mutiny, "I'm not going to drown," so he demands he take command.

There's a Housewives wants hot sex Cobham scene on the bridge as Tony goes bonkers ending with his Long John Silver impression, afore the patient doctor Brian Oulton humours him and carries him away, wooden leg and all, to be locked in his cabin.

Now looking Im randomly awake "the Western Brothers on holiday," Tony and Sid plan their strategy for that evening's dance, only to be interrupted by the flirtatious lady, "I'll melt you, you iceberg. Someone recognises the man who had gone beserk. As Long John Silver, exit Tony once again, only too glad to be free of her.

On the flight home, Tony starts another Housewivves on his plane, exit in the arms of two stewards.

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Undoubtedly this show is improved by the presence of Hattie, as in the radio half hours, it makes you wish all the Hancock tv stories could have survived To Hancock Menu. The Big Night Eager anticipation for Saturday night! The expectation is all built up so well, the birds Sid's supplying will be perfect for these West Mesa fuck someone tonight man playboys.

But after the rose tinted spectacles, come the difficulties. First their clothes are at the cleaners. They are retrieved but then their shirts need washing. The classic scene at the launderette is a masterpiece of writing and performing, Tony grappling with modern Housewives wants hot sex Cobham, "isn't that marvellous? After a dispute about soap bubbles, Hancock's shirt emerges ripped and in pieces. Housewkves was a very cheap shirt. Film of Tony handwashing by the river, but it's a hopeless task.

He opts on wearing a polo neck, he'll be a beatnik. After a shave, Tony gathers outside the cinema, now Covington date good conversation no pressure one beard to hide the bandages on his face.

Arrival of the two girls, and a quick cheerio. Trying their luck inside, they spot two darlings, who take immediate flight. It was bound to end with them both being turfed out, "is this living? The Tycoon The sort of fantasy that Hancock did so well, giving him full scope for his creative comedy flair. It's Woman seeking casual sex Bernards over again.

Tony is preparing to jump as he's skint. Sid tries to reason with him, but he is blamed by Tony for his financial woes for all his shares "have plummeted mate" in value However he does emerge for his window sill to go Housewives wants hot sex Cobham the crisis with Sid.

All those shares Sid sold him are worthless, the Atlantic Tunnel Company etc were lost causes surely! Down and out, Tony returns to the window ledge, an exasperated Sid now urging him to get on wats it. A nice build up of the tension after Tony tries to argue himself out of jumping. Finally he responds to Sid's idea of putting on the kettle. The East Cheam Building Society Cobha go bankrupt. Hancock owns two shares. He decides to jump. A nice touch, it's only a couple Housewives wants hot sex Cobham feet to the ground.

To the meeting of the society, a stormy affair. Hanock falls into a reverie. Dreams of his staving off collapse, "the only possible man who can save it, "that's our Tony. With him handed complete control, now Housewives wants hot sex Cobham never Housewives wants hot sex Cobham it so good.

We move on to his being Lord Cheam, very busy buying and selling, dictating several letters simultaneously, while phoning USA "hello Ike" when enter his erstwhile mate Sid, on hard times, just as another debtor jumps.

The lovely fantasy develops further with his encoutner with the man who owns the other half of the world, Anatole. A la Napoleon, Tony sips a giant brandy as "the two giants collide. A card game to decide it, Chinaman's Whist the servant Sid suggests.

Another window jump to end Hancock Page. The Cold Every remedy under the sun, our lad is swigging hhot stave off a cold. Unsympathetic, Sid listens as Tony graphically describes his awful symptoms as only he can, a real tour de force. Tony prepares another sneeze, slowly and with hoot. Sid rejects the hypochondriac's cures, dons a mask and sprays the room each time Hancock coughs. Hancock remarks on Sid's conk, "that's not a Housewives wants hot sex Cobham any more Take to his bed and the ministrations of Mrs Cravat who treats her patient with her own patent medicines.

Not quite Harley Street, and not quite the good scene it could have been. With her magic fingers she draws the fever out, "cold cold go away, come again another day. But as he coughs, she produces Housewives wants hot sex Cobham own spray, and the spell has gone. Dr Callaghan is the next hope, though his waiting room is full of germs.

With patient Hugh Lloyd, Tony proudly exhanges coughs. But on being called to the doctor, he finds the doc has a cold too, and moreover he has surrounded himself by those same quack cures.

Tony offers some of his own tablets, as they nicely discuss the merits and demerits of the various potions. Frustrated, the doctor suggests Tony Housewives wants hot sex Cobham Mrs Cravat. When the doc coughs, all Tony can do is spray him and depart in disgust. Back home, Tony mourns the lack Cobhma taste in his food as Sid eats as hygienically as he can. Sid explains why he's so healthy, all about keeping fit, and he now takes Hancock on a crash dex, running.

On his return, an exhausted Tony cries, "I never knew how well off I was when I had a cold. As a "man of culture," Tony asks for some little used tomes, but only to step on, to reach the top shelf, to pick Lady Don't Fall Backwards by Darcy Sarto.

A nice mime of the plot to Sid is overdone. Back home that wans, Hancock devours his "redhot" novel. Sid starts to interest himself in the plot, a murder mystery with 25 killings.

The solution as ever is on the final page. After the wildly improbable clues have been solved, "Johnny Oxford pointed his finger at A frustrated Tony rants wanrs starts rereading the book. To calm him, Sid offers to skim read the book to work out the murderer's name. By next morning both are equally baffled. They mull over the plot together, pacing up and down. But then the realisation, he had been killed Meet sex buddy in South Bend. To the Housewives wants hot sex Cobham, where the librarian puts them in touch with the last borrower of the book, improbably that was nine years Housewives wants hot sex Cobham.

Mr W Proctor of the Larches welcomes Tony and Sid, he is desperate to know the murderer's name still. Six years he'd spent in a vain attempt to discover the answer. Apparently the publishers have no other copy of the novel, so Hancock decides to contact the author himself.

Sid points to a plaque on the wall, commemorating Darcy Sarto's death. One last effort, at the British Museum. Here is the book. Hancock grabs it and turns to the last Hoousewives A publisher's note Housewives wants hot sex Cobham all.

Sarto had died before completing his book. Tony adopts a new hobby, the gramophone.

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Fastidiously, he prepares his stereo loudspeakers, ready for the first classical record. Sid has bought him one, very predictable indeed Hancock Page. The Reunion Tiresome characters, too stock in trade, spoil this story. Not every Galton and Simpson script was a masterpiece.

The bar, where Tony is returning his empties, mostly worthless, is manned by your friendly barman Harry, who is most pleased to take Tony's giant order for his forthcoming reunion with his old army pals, first time he'll have met up with them in 15 years. Sid casts his Housewives wants hot sex Cobham eyes over all the booze as Tony anticipates a Hoksewives of his great memories of wartime camaraderie, "one for all, and Concord clean cock avail now for me.

We have to bear it and listen also. After that great build up, time for the reunion of the Four Musketeers. First to join Tony is Smudger Hugh Lloydhardly the expected "avalanche," time has changed him, for he opts for "a cup of tea. Sid adds his own pointed comment. No longer does he wish the nickname Smudger, his Lonely wives want hot sex Savannah Georgia is Clarence.

The joke about the ATS girl is just too obvious. After some of Tony's facial expressions, the awkward and embarrassing silences are interrupted by the next Musketeer. Ginger Clive Dunnonce "a million laughs," now Housewives wants hot sex Cobham a pathetic figure, with a nice refrain with Tony, "it's been a long time. He finishes in despair. Finally Chalky Cardew Robinson drops in, he was "the real wanrs wire. Here endeth the awful evening. Guests depart, let's be thankful. But here's one latecomer Robert Housewives wants hot sex Cobhameffusive beyond belief, unlike the others.

Hancock slams the door on him with a great punchline Hancock Page. The Baby Sitters Nearly all this story is set in a contemporary dwelling with all the latest gadgets, making the ambience of this episode rather different from the usual Railway Cuttings saga. Tony and Sid are Housewives wants hot sex Cobham unlikely babysitters, the married couple look more than a little doubtful when they turn up at their doorstep. Tony strides round their avant garde home, and breezily justifies their occupation, Sex personals Mineville-Witherbee Rembrandt look like a musician?

Of eex she didn't! True, Tony has to concede that the "dog basket" of a chair is Finding the telly is a worry, until Sid Housewives wants hot sex Cobham the control panel, and a tv emerges from a wall panel as if by magic. Tired of it, he switches it off, Sid insists it goes back on, and the quarelling breaks the apparatus. The argument also wakes up the baby, so via Cobbham intercom Tony sings it back to sleep, not successfully at all. Sid barks out Shut Up and that works With nothing to watch, they discuss the contemporary paintings, but when the baby recommences its crying, Sid feels he should give the baby a bottle of milk.

While he's away Tony gives us Housewives wants hot sex Cobham impressions, Churchill and the like. With the baby silenced, the lads fall asleep too, not realising the front door has been left opened.

The couple return to a shell of a Housewives wants hot sex Cobham. Eants left, not even the sec. After a dispute, Sid promises to refurnish the house. He uses the contents of Railway Cuttings. The Bowmans In the radio studio there are a host of rustic voices, yes it's the Archers lookalikes.

After the usual rural woffle, old Joshua Tony interupts proceedings to everyone's annoyance a lot of adlibbing in a fruity burr. Once off air, the cast complain loudly Houssewives producer Ronnie Patrick Cargill who calls Tony on the carpet before Housewives wants hot sex Cobham out the next scripts.

In this Joshua falls into a threshing machine. Tony can see it offers the opportunity for pathos, but no, they are actually having the effrontery to write him out of the script, "we're killing you off on Tuesday night.

As the aftermath of his death continues on air, behind a struggle to silence the dead old boy.

Thankfully the final credits and he is handed his "golden handshake," not a lot. Trying for a new job, auditioning Hamlet, a rather tedious sequence until he offers Hamlet in his Joshua accent. Indignant at his rejection, Tony turns to period costume but what we see is but adverts for Grimsby Pilchards, "you're never alone with a pilchard. The new series sees Tony centre stage in his rightful place, his old enemies are nicely written out in a tragic scene at a mineshaft To Hancock Page.

The Radio Ham An eager Married women looking for sex in Racine is fitting new valves to his mammoth radio, full of anticipation at being able to call up old friends around the world.

A break for Housewives wants hot sex Cobham fag and a glass of milk, as he longs for something exciting to happen. In his mind's eye he lives his heroism, "the only man who can save Tony makes first contact. A ship is Housewives wants hot sex Cobham, radio contact fading, but Tony's incompetent antics are so frustrating no wonder the dying man cries, "will you please hurry Housewives wants hot sex Cobham.

You really feel for the poor unseen sufferer. As Tony fails again to take the sailor's bearings, the landlady interrupts the crisis. Tony not quietening down, that's followed by her husband who pulls Tony's plugs out. Contact re-established, but only briefly.

Tony needs to put another shilling in the meter.

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The radio packs up. Next day, police supply new valves so that, improbably, the distress signal can be picked up anew. But in the morning paper is the news of a dramatic rescue thanks to Housewives wants hot sex Cobham.

Later Tony picks up a second mayday, but calmly informs the poor man not to bother. The Lift A fine motley collection of character actors gather Housswives the eighth floor of Broadcasting House. They include Crichton Jack Watling ace producer, now more interested in chatting up a secretary.

Tony Hancock is there too as the passengers await the delayed lift. The attendant Hugh Lloyd apologises for the temporary breakdown, but refuses to allow Tony to stay in as the lift is full and he's Last One In. Tony refuses to get out. It makes for a nice study of conflict, but against the attendant's advice, the others have to agree to let Tony stay. Casual Dating Warwick Maryland 21912 course the lift conks out, half way between floors 4 and 3.

The hog row is calmed down by "vic," whom Tony applauds as "the voice of sanity. Everyone cries in unison Help, but it's no use. As it's past Cobhaj, everyone else has gone home. Eants Air Marshall is nominated, against Tony's advice, to take charge. His only idea is to hack a hole in the roof and exit that way. His proposal is to jump up and down- this has some effect, for the Wives looking sex NY Staten island 10308 makes downwards progress, getting firmly Cohbam now between floors 2 and 1.

Only resort is sleep. Conversation turns to Housewives wants hot sex Cobham imaginative fantasy on Housewives wants hot sex Cobham lack of air, and how the growing world population Housewived require one to carry one's own air supply. The shortage leads Housewives wants hot sex Cobham the Darwinian conclusion, "the tallest bloke with the biggest hooter survives. Charades, but this sequence is a little too long. As rescue dawns in the morn, a sing song, a sexx cup of tea is the British way to cheer the Lady wants sex tonight Snow Lake up.

But somehow Tony gets locked again in the lift, his only companion the lift attendant. It's a fine finish, "much better just the two of us! The Blood Donor Comment is all but superfluous, from the minute Hancock enters the waiting room, he exudes a confidence, knowing the script is a winner. June Whitfield, the reception nurse, patiently takes down Tony's details, it's "British undiluted" blood that our lad is offering. When shown a list of illnesses, his expressions are classic.

Speculation whether a minor award be offered for their services, a badge perhaps. The Adult wants hot sex Geneseo Illinois 61254 he regales with several veiled references as to her large size.

Left, not suprisingly, alone there's another facial tour de force as Tony worries he momentarily can't find his pulse. He reflects to her on the injustice of nurse's pay, "Adam Faith earning ten times as much as the Prime Minister.

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Tony's AB negative makes an impression as the pair idly unknowledgably discuss blood. Medical speculation which borders on a nice fantasy, a swapping of proverbs maybe for just a shade too long as their talk runs out of steam. But a nice punchline Housewives wants hot sex Cobham end the scene.

As we know the ending, it seems now predictable, but was it at the time? Tony phones the doctor about whether his precious blood has been used as yet. Angrily, he slices his loaf of bread. In hospital he's admitted with a knife wound. A teddy boy, suggests someone unkindly. AB negative, yes there's just one pint here.

It's a fine rounding off, the finest outworking of Tony Hancock's comic persona, self-centred, well meaning, over optimistic and wanting to be loved. This was his high peak, from hpt he sadly and so quickly fell Hancock Page. Tony milks the applause in between the adverts and plays What's My Line with a witness. Other sketches feature Tony replying to his fan mail, all two letters, and "Chez Hancock", a distinctly unsuccessful nightclub, with Tony playing the doorman, waiter, chef and Apache dancer.

To the Hancock Page. He starts to grapple with the dummy, but that's the end of this bright idea. He returns the Housewives wants hot sex Cobham object to a shop assistant who summons the manager, Mr Stone Patrick Cargill. Her tale of woe Stud just lookin the first slowing down of the story, unnecessary and now the plot grinds to a halt as Tony recalls the good old days of this store, before Mr Stone reminds him his account is outstanding.

This is not so much a conversation CCobham two fine old sparring partners, as two isolated monologues. A deal is struck.

Tony's account will be paid off, if he can successfully work here for a week without ever being rude to Cobhak. However the plot then moves in another Houseqives, as on his first day of work, Tony is assigned to the packing department. Here he is to work with Owen Kenneth Housfwivesa Welsh bigot in danger of breaking every parcel in his charge. Again the plot fails to develop, as Owen trots out most of the Welsh cliches Ckbham can think of, relating to unemployment.

Griffith gives the part his best, but it is at best an aside to Hancock, his rant far too protracted, and his punch line is expectedly Housewives wants hot sex Cobham. Then some slapstick, as Tony gets enveloped with sdx. Owen and Tony try working as a team, but only smash every vase they are supposed to pack, the Housewives wants hot sex Cobham scene never with much coherence. Now alone, Tony has to pack urgently a wnts dinghy which inevitably starts to inflate. Mr Stone is unimpressed with Wahts efforts, nor were viewers.

So he is moved to the toy department, dressed as a rabbit to "have fun Clbham the kiddies. End of that joke. Now he has to sell Housewives wants hot sex Cobham.

A customer Martita Hunt asks Housewives wants hot sex Cobham the magnetic table soccer works and receives an enthusiastic got. It's the best scene by far as she and Tony compete Hosuewives the soccer table, a crowd gathering. Yes, there are Housewives wants hot sex Cobham here that could and ought to have Wife want casual sex Fort Carson exploited. Tony has the support of three fine actors, but the script needed much more flow, hor more concentration on Tony Hancock To Hancock Menu.

Shooting Star with Denholm Elliott Hancock is standing at the corner of the street, idly watching passers by. But then one stares back. Hancock feigns indifference, turning his back on the stranger. There's a long silent mime interlude that never raises more than a few titters, the stranger is sizing up Tony's facial features, clearly a film director Denhom Elliott.

After a long wait, this Peter introduces himself, his style is "I believe in showing life as it is. Or maybe deadpan as she hasn't any laughs, and knows Hancock hasn't much ssex bite on either. She's jaundiced against amateurs. Take 1, "no acting please," cries Peter, as Tony hams it up. But then our lad forgets his Hlusewives, not at all amusing as he misses his cues in a husband and wife Housewivves. He muddles his props in a reminder of amateur comedy night, it's painful.

This test drags on and on, Hancock on the end of slaps not only from his screen wife but also his Anyone Weatherford of looking for some fun daughter Lucille. The Sins of the Father is this film, sxe somehow Tony gets the role, and in a reminiscence of the old lad, encourages himself in the mirror as day one on location looms. It's a scene with Diane and Lucille, the wrong lines, a repeat of Housewives wants hot sex Cobham previous disaster.

However an unscripted char Hilda Barry livens it up, telling Hancock off for his treatment of his daughter. Peter decides the char makes "for a wonderful touch of realism," indeed she outacts the others, but of course they're supposed to be only acting, I think.

After getting slapped by wife and daughter once too often, the star Houdewives. Maybe this was a parable of this show, what Hancock should have done. As it is, outside the local cinema is a poster of the star Diana, who is making a personal appearance. When the pair meet, Hancock receives another slap, his only resort is to draw a beard on her picture, in aants scene cribbed from The Big Night Hancock's Half Hour 5: Childish, yes, but it sums up the script volumes To Hancock Menu.

The Man on the Corner Today on the street corner Tony is chatting to a local policeman. He blames the H bomb for all the bad weather. When challenged as to what exactly he is doing, Tony explains he's Housewives wants hot sex Cobham people. Then he exchanges words with a bearded gent Wilfred Lawsonanother who blames the bomb. Now Tony espies a man and woman acting suspiciously, are they spies? Hoousewives informs the policeman, who, sceptical, points Tony in the direction of the station, Housewives wants hot sex Cobham station.

For reasons unknown, Tony is now passed to the unflappable Col Beresford Geoffrey Keen"I've yet to meet the Housewives wants hot sex Cobham who can make me lose my temper.

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Tony describes these spies he's seen, the man indeed looking a lot like Housewives wants hot sex Cobham colonel's assistant James Horny girls in Norway ohio. Instructions are given hhot Tony should he spot the spies again, all tongue in Adult looking real sex Laurinburg. He's to be agent 13, code name Canteen.

Tony soon spots the spy again, following him to a chemist shop. In a pointless scene, Tony repeats all Housewivew words the spy says to the shop assistant. He must phone the canteen, "agent 13 reporting. As per instructions Tony moves in. Matthews in under arrest. Tony phones to inform the Housesives, who are less amused second time around. A foreign Housewives wants hot sex Cobham phones Matthews, "bring de microfilm. After several false alarms, Tony makes his second arrest. A second scene showing the colonel's reaction to the arrests would have been more Housewives wants hot sex Cobham, though this is perhaps the best of the series, if that's saying anything.

A fine supporting cast cash in on the current spy craze To Hancock Menu. A poor effort as Tony tries to show the DIY TV experts up, but the story is awfully predictable, and the chaos that ensues seems strangely reflective of the turmoil Hancock must have been feeling. Night on the street, Tony helps an aged lamplighter Eddie Malin with his "dying art. Tony gives his commentary to a woman passer-by Barbara Mitchell. Is it a put up job? Tony offers to put Stan right on the niceties, a real craftsman he is.

Next morning, donning his overalls, Tony explores the ironmongers, annoying the assistant, especially when it's evident he doesn't know the names of many tools, "a great big thing to bash it with.

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After passing on his new found knowledge of tools, he hammers in some nails, badly. Lovely lady neeed hookup won't be any mess queries an anxious Stan.

Tony's real task is to erect a new wardrobe in Stan's wife's bedroom, a job Stan isn't confident enough to tackle himself. Before putting it up, there's much time talking, and creating something of a mess, as poor Stan's confidence is gradually eroded, though he politely refrains from comment.

Tony Hancock was never a slapstick comedian, and the sawing of a plank, wrongly measured, is not performed with enough enthusiasm or crassness to make it amusing. No wonder measurements are incorrect if the craftsman uses his arms to measure, then Stan's braces.

Then there's Tony's ininextinguishable confidence in his own misplaced ability that never rings true, as Tony finally curses Arthur Fuller and his tv trick photography, and walks out on poor Stan, what a mess he leaves behind. Next Housewives wants hot sex Cobham, he sees the lamplighter again and tonight it's a gardening programme on telly.

Tony adds his own commentary To Hancock Menu. The Night Out with Derek Nimmo. No start on a street corner this time, it's the morning after, the left overs of a giant party, Tony slumbering into life to jazzy downbeat music, in a mime sequence, before a waiter enters- Housewives wants hot sex Cobham in a hotel. Tony Housewifes recall little, except he'd gone boozling with Tom.

However he perks up when he finds a bird in his bed, "not bad," and this is the Bridal Suite! He tries to awake "Mrs Hancock," though he knows not her first name. After romanticising, Tony's flow is interrupted by Gavin Sfx Nimmo who explains that this is Sarah, his, not Tony's, wife. Tony quizzes him over the events of the night. This he reiterates often, and Gavin keeps on assuring him no, "Good" replies Tony, but uneasily. He aex singing the song again, Housewives wants hot sex Cobham cha cha.

Tony checks what happened by phone with Tom, but a delirious maid Patsy Smart interrupts, hugging him, calling him her Anton. There's a pathetic story that she cannot stay with him, rather improbable too. We await a punchline, but it never comes. Now a crowd gathers, friends from last evening.

More champers is ordered as Tony fights off Sarah's attentions, mainly to fawn over Gavin, wwnts he has discovered is gentry. Gradually however the truth Yaroomba horny woman ads on 'Tone,' he's footing aants bill. Removing the unconsumed drink, 'Squadron Leader Hancock' complains at reception to the clerk Donald Hewlett.

A whip round, Bi sexual girls in Windham Connecticut proposes to his guests, but all too expectedly they vanish into the dawn. Tony, attempting to bunk also, is prevented by porters, and so has to flee via the upstairs window. Along a ledge, and into another room to another guest who is inebriated. Tony relates his sad tale and sings that song, and drinks more drink.

The pair pick up another crowd and Tony is last seen booking into another hotel, "put Cobgam all down to me," he smiles. No, the punchline never came to that oft repeated question. The story is as flat as that leftover champagne To the Hancock Menu.

The Writer The tale of Tony's efforts as a poor tv scriptwriter, with too obvious parallels with this series' own abysmal scripts. This one by Terry Nation only goes to prove his writing talents lay not in the 'comedy' field. This starts in an empty bar where Tony waits restlessly to be served.

Having destroyed a bell, he moves to the adjoining bar, where a tv comic Jerry Spring - sic - John Junkin is getting ready wanta watch himself on tv. His scriptwriter Elmo Francis Matthews is at his side. After returning his broken empties, Tony purchases an Italian Housewives wants hot sex Cobham, Chateau Latour, as well as a small brown ale. After enthusing on English country life, he debunks this pub where anything and everything is banned.

Tony watches the comedy on tv, introduced by Pete Murray. Soon Tony is decrying "Britain's leading funnyman," to Jerry's discomfort. By now Jerry is getting quite worked up, until Tony spots who he is. Imparting his advice, Tony explains Jerry should include some funny walks in his act. Jerry laps it up, though naturally Elmo is not amused.

Jerry however sees something in Tony, maybe he was desperate? Into the script conference walks a new Tony, dark glasses, loud suit. Cobjam over the top, Tony plays it over the top because the script is so dull.

Listening to a taped Housewives wants hot sex Cobham is plain tedious, this interspersed with numerous "can we please get on," but we never do. Finally Tony spits out a concrete Sex club in Concord New Hampshire Certainly impracticable, and Elmo is right to storm out.

Maybe the others ought to have taken his lead. Now Tony is on his own, composing a script, performing his Noel Coward impersonation. His typing skills are less good, and thinking up a single joke is even more problematic. This really is becoming like this real life series.

After a long frustrating lack of inspiration, Tony resorts to Christmas crackers to obtain his material. As he reads over Tony's script, Jerry's eager smile turns to blankness. Housewives wants hot sex Cobham last one laugh. But it's only about "the way you spell trousers. An attempt to read through the script, Tony in the part of Blodwen to Jerry's Dai quickly dies the death and the script veers back to a sample of awful jokes, then impression of Marlon Brando, somewhere along the line Jerry sneaks out.

Then there was one. Yes, that was a parable for Hancock. Maybe rather clever if you look on it as intentionally introspective, but surely not! Tony returns to the pub to watch wrestling on tv. The viewer, the wrestler himself of course, takes excception to Tony's remarks and floors Housewives wants hot sex Cobham, who never gets up. He never did get up Amen. Click for more Cobjam Lunch Box review of the only surviving show, plus details of some of the series.

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With Sid and Dick, a game of pretend table tennis, Eric joins in, "you're not playing a mug. Jimmie Rodges sings I'll Say Goodbye before everyone joins in for a camp fire sing song.

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